Mean Girls ( 2004) – Karen Smith ( Amanda Seyfried)Ģ1.
They’re upstairs in myĪ Night at the Opera ( 1935) – Otis B. “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. Something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.”ĭumb and Dumber ( 1994) – Harry Dunne ( Jeff Daniels)ġ9. “Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or “The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”Ĭrimes and Misdemeanors ( 1989) – Cliff Stern ( Woody Allen)ġ8. Hackers ( 1995) – Kate Libby ( Angelina Jolie)ġ7. “God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at Lethal Weapon ( 1987) – Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson)ġ6. “What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.” Monty Python and the Holy Grail ( 1975) – French Soldier ( John Cleese)ġ5.
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time." Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt ofĮlderberries. Let's be co-people.”Īnchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ( 2004) – Ron Burgundy ( Will Ferrell)ġ4. “For just one night let’s not be co-workers. What About Bob? ( 1991) – Bob Wiley ( Bill Murray)ġ3. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.” “Even Oedipus didn't see his mother coming.”īasic Instinct 2 ( 2006) – Catherine Tramell ( Sharon Stone)
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By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”Īirplane ( 1980) – Elaine Dickinson ( Julie Hagerty)ġ0. “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of yourįlight. Meatballs ( 1979) – Tripper ( Bill Murray)ĩ. Winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of I used to rub the dirtyīananas ( 1971) – Fielding Mellish ( Woody Allen)Ĩ. “I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.”īrain Donors ( 1992) – Roland T. Hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. “Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Caribbean cruise, where we can hold History of the World Part I ( 1981) – Comicus ( Mel Brooks)Ħ. Only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming And breasts that seemed to say.”Hey! Look atĥ. The Naked Gun 2 ½ : The Smell of Fear ( 1991) – Frank Drebin ( Leslie Nielsen)ģ. “I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults Goldmember ( 2002) – Nigel Powers ( Michael Caine)Ģ.
“There's only two things I hate in this world. From over 80 years of funny quotes in film, here are our 50 favorites.ġ. It doesn't matter if the film is funny, only that the line is. We also prefer one quote rather than a dialogue to set it up. We prefer lines that make you laugh, even if you haven’t seen the movie. With this truth in mind, we offer up our favorite 50 funny quotes from films over the past years. What one finds funny, another finds off-color or out-of-touch.
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